The most recent letter from Edna Welthorpe to the T&E dated 1-12-2019 and headed "It's a bit puzzling', says:
I'm really grateful to all these people in your letters column - that nice Mr Bland from Penzance, a Conservative gentlemen, various retired doctors, telling me who to vote for - though it's a bit puzzling when Mrs Swinson says my Common Market vote didn't matter.
Never mind, it'll all be over in a week's time and they can have a happy Christmas and keep their abuse to themselves. Yours truly, EDNA WELTHORPE (Mrs)
Mrs Conrad appears to have made it her mission to discover the identity of this person.
The St Ivean has an interest in this because several years ago the blog pointed a finger at the person we believed to be the culprit, an allegation that was never challenged.
For the moment we will allow Mrs Conrad to pursue her investigations without interference. Her letters so far - witty, informed, humorous and a huge improvement on the letters from the the St Ives Welthorpe - are printed below and we will add any further as they appear in the paper.
The right track?
Last week you published a slight letter signed ‘Edna Welthorpe (Mrs)’.
This was a pseudonym used by the deceased playwright Joe Orton.
But I’m wondering if in fact there’s another person of the same name living in St Ives?
Is it possible?
So far my research has led me to the Park Avenue area of St Ives and the possibility that Mrs Welthorpe is - a man!
Am I on the right track?
I’ll keep readers informed of my progress in solving this intriguing mystery.
Paul Conrad
Penzance
06-12-2019
Joe Orton dead? Well not in spirit at least...Ed
Tears of joy
I recently revealed that the writer of a letter to these pages signed ‘Edna Welthorpe (Mrs)’ appeared to be using the alter ego of playwright Joe Orton; but I also said that there might well be a real person of that name in St Ives.
Stranger things have happened this side of the Tamar!
My research has so far uncovered some interesting pointers to that possibility which - with the Editor’s permission - I will share with you next month. Meanwhile, please disregard anyone in these pages claiming to be ‘Edna’. Fake news!
But I must digress a little to take this opportunity to congratulate Derek Thomas on being re-elected as our Conservative MP. What a talent! I witnessed people in the streets shedding tears - presumably of joy? - when the result was announced.
If Derek doesn’t one day take over from the wonderful Mr Johnson, I’ll be flabbergasted. Again, what a talent!
But would Derek have pulled it off without the formidable weight behind him in these same pages of the equally multi-talented Mr ‘Kenny’?
I very much doubt it!
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all - including ‘Edna’ (whoever she/he might be).
Pauline V Conrad (Mrs).
Penzance
14-12-2019
Moderately entertaining
Readers will be delighted to learn that I have made progress in my mission to reveal the identity of the person writing over several years to this paper using the alter ego of the playwright Joe Orton: Edna Welthorpe (Mrs).
I’ve discovered that the person has a history, in the best St Ives tradition, of artistic ambition, but due to a profound lack of artistic talent, failed miserably as a painter.
Ooooh! isn’t that nice Conservative Mr Kenny quite a card! Always keen to embrace trivia, last week he was going on again about a missing ‘e’ - but it’s true! - from a name. Breathtaking in its sheer pointlessness but moderately entertaining.
I’ve long been baffled why Mr K is a Conservative - aside from forelock-tugging - until I realised he’s a member of what Mr Marx (Karl, not Groucho) categorised as the class lumpenproletariat (Google it).
‘Don’t shoot the messenger’ goes the aphorism, but I do think in Mr K’s case it would be but a great kindness to him - and certainly to the rest of us!
Next time I put pen to paper, I hope, with the Editor’s permission, to reveal the person behind our Edna! Watch this space and ignore any other claims to knowledge of her/his identity. Fake fake news!
Pauline V Conrad (Mrs).
Penzance
4-1-2020
