Diary of a St Ivean

Walking on the Island early this morning I just meet the usual dog walkers - except for an elderly lady who hands me what she assures me is "an interesting tract". She's a Jehovah's Witness and her leaflet informs me that, amongst other unlikely events, "All suffering is TO END SOON" - but doesn't name the day. These people used to knock on doors around Easter, but it appears they now have adopted a different method of bothering us all.